her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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