Your mouth is God's brothel.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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