I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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