the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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