I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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