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Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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