I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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