Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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