isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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