he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
