don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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