I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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