Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The air was thick with penises
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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