How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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