Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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