I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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