i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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