The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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