Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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