I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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