No, drunk sperm still make babies.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
