He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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