suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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