Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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