Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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