My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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