who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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