She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think people are normalizing furries
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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