check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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