soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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