Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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