I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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