Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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