Kiss
Puke
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
