Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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