oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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