Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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