No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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