okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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