Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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