ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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