real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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