How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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