My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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