Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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