I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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