Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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