i would punch a child for taco bell
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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