whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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