id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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