i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
No more Irish car bombs ever.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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