We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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