Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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